(Twitter: @KimKardashian)

Kim Kardashian is in the news for a number of reasons today...

1. She is despo to finalise her divorce with Kris Humphries (we haven't typed that name in a while!) because 'apparently' she is ready to walk down the aisle to Kanye. They've been dating for about five months, clearly she learned nothing from marriage number one. (Unless the rumours were true that Kim and Kanye were banging during her marriage to Kris Humphries; but that's another story...)

Kim's camp are saying Humphries is dragging the chain so he can keep his name in the news for as long as possible. Here's a hint: It ain't working!

2. Kim Kardashian has paid tribute to Beyonce by Tweeting a series of photos of herself dressed just like Beyonce was in her 'Countdown' music video. We know your game Kim, you're trying to bag yourself a bridesmaid!

(Twitter: @KimKardashian)

Can you imagine, Kim and Kanye standing at the alter with best man and bridesmaid Jay Z and Beyonce by their side. The photos would be worth a gazillion bucks! What a shame Jay and Bee have integrity and probs wouldn't go for it...

3. Kimmy has been on the old Instagram again, tweeting photos of herself half naked (see above).

That butt will never cease to amaze us... And we'll continue doing our morning squats until the day we die.

If Kim and Kanye were to marry, do you think it would last?